Quantum of Spinach

I finally hit up the new Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, last week and it was so terrible I'm not even going to review it properly. Apart from expressing my despair at the complete lack of story line, complete lack of sense and the absence of Q.

But I do have somethings that need to be said:

1. There was not enough Daniel Craig nudity. He got his shirt off once? And there was no Sex Scene. Sorry to sound Horny/Shallow but What a load of shit. Casino Royale had him running around the ocean in little trunks, getting down with a Bevy of Naked Hot women and bottles of Champagne.



2. He did not seal the deal with the Bond Girl, and she looks like this.



3. He sealed the deal with a boring English Redhed called Strawberry Fields. AND you didn't even get to see any of it.



4. There was no story, which would have been fine if he sealed the Bond Girl deal and had fancy Gadgets, but he didn't and there was only one Aston Martin in the whole flick. The rest of the time he was in a Range Rover or a Ford! WHAT THE FUCK, What retarded Bond drives a Ford?

Don't even bother, if you are a girl that needs some Daniel Craig time stick with Casino Royale or Layer Cake (Layer Cake also has the added bonus of a very hot Sienna Miller in some amazing Lingerie). If you like Bond flicks rent an old one and if you just going to a Movie because you are looking for something to do, take me to Lunch instead, somewhere French.g