There was almost violence today. I ordered a flat white, waited ages... nerd boy rocks up to the counter and orders a latte (ahem, that is a GIRLS coffee). I heard my flat white call and by the time I got there, fuck-head had taken it and done the dash out the door. Fuck you!
I HAD TO DRINK YOUR LATTE!
It was going to end up on your suit if I'd found you. Maybe next time.
Then a pin popped the air in my shoe. DAMN IT!