Small boobs and drunken texting

Hello all in Mayoressville, I'm backkkk!
And recharged and tanned as shit, however I can already feel the stress slowly ooze back in after just 6 hours of work, nooooo.
Anyhoo. Will write up a little CC at the Beach post soon but our dear friend Jess when I was away requested I blog about something and so I will. And I will do it through her drunken messages to me about, at 2 in the morning when I was going to sleep on my first night on holiday:

Text one:

"Sabi, Shop 2 127 Greville St Prahran. 75 percent off underwear only small boob sizes left til end of the month. Amazing Lucy works there and I got mad shit 75 percent off blog it."

Hmm okay seemed a little odd at 2 in the morning, and what's with the mention of small boobs huh! haha. But I do love Sabi and underwear so I'll check it out fo sho, but the texts keep on coming...

Text Two:

"I don't know how to use my phone and I'm drunk gagagagaggagh"

Text Three:

"Just to clarify..Mad underwear thats cheap. Sizes for thin bitches i'm wasted go to Sabi you will thank moi x we hump on the weekend xx"

Text Four:

"Jess...Lord of the gays..Goodnighiv x"

hahahaha I might add I hadn't actually written one text back at this stage. Ahhh love it. True things still know you wanna know bout discount underwear sales even when they're totally wasted. Love ya Jessie.