Friday, 10 October 2008

Help Needed

I wouldn't say I'm hungover per se, its more that I can still taste the multiple beers I consumed last night, I am sleepy and tired and haven't done much other than hang out, eat and talk to other people since I got to work. I am much more interested in Carbs and Fatty foods than a normal Lentil, Green Tea and Muesli day. Case in Point at 9.45am I opened a Jumbo Packet of Nacho Cheese Doritos (we have Chip Friday in the office) and ate 3/4 of the Pack.

I normally don't get down with Butter but this morning I asked for Extra on my Vegemite Toast.

There is an interesting article on Yahoo Finance about Hangover Cures, maybe that is why the world is in Recession. American Finance People must get sauced all the time.

After they get sauced and they are hurting they eat a Mexican soup called Pancita.

Walk into El Maguey y La Tuna, a Mexican restaurant on Manhattan's Lower East Side, on a weekend afternoon, and chances are you'll find tables full of red-eyed 20- and 30-somethings face-first in bowls of a fiery-hot soup called pancita. Its primary ingredients: tripe (a cow's stomach lining), dried chili peppers and other spices.

I think I'll stick to Caramel Milkshakes, Chips with Chicken Salt and Painkillers, which were also mentioned as an effective cure, as long as you don't start drinking on them again as they fuck with your liver and errode your stomach lining. They also talked about the reasons people feel faint after a massive night.

When breaking down alcohol, your body pumps out lactic acid and other byproducts that impede the production of glucose (sugar) and electrolytes (salts and other minerals that keep your body functioning properly)

And makes boys Fart and Stay in the Bathroom all day playing games on their phones and stinking things out.

Alcohol blocks hormones in your kidney that normally would keep you from racing to the bathroom

So its all the stuff we knew but didn't know the technical terms for. I think the best way to avoid Hangovers is not to drink but sometimes drinking is the most awesome thing in the universe. Drinking Goonpunch out of a Leggos jar the other week was pretty damn fun.

Sidenote I want Mac and Cheese.

Anyway I'm off to do a little bit of it tonight, Tickets to Oakley Private Party. If there are any dardy girls out there I have some single Menfriends going who have spare tickets. Get your Cupid on. I'm going to find some Nurofen and more Juice.


Hayley said...

Mac and cheese! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Community College said...

man i want mac and cheeze sooo bad. Maybe i can try and pull a suprise chef (working from home) i'm pretty useless today also. i want mac cheese soooooo bad. lemme know what happens with oakley tiks, paul beats me when i get home if i go drinking without him, haha just kidding. but would be cool if he could come too and we can have a big ol party.