Thursday, 9 October 2008

"I just don't get why like guys think I'm a ho"

I'm all for hos man. Especially the "tart with a heart" type girls who are really nice and fun and love to get drunk and loose but just can't say to a big ol' cock. Hey there's a part of that kinda girl in all of us! But what i DO have a problem with is these big ol sluts that act all whorey in front of dudes and pull the sultry slut card and then act SHOCKED and DISGUSTED when guys hit them up and treat them anything less than a LADY. Case in point: this dirty dumb coco looking ho from Danity Kane (yes p-diddy's brainchild) I believe here name is Aubrey O'day, and she is the dumbest cunt in the world. She is the reason women are thought of as dumb fucks only good for head, PERSONIFIED! Okay maybe that's too harsh, but she is a silly bitch at the very least. Check out her latest spread for Complex (I told you I'd post about it...)

Clearly the shy and retiring type, but that's all good, if p-diddy paid for it, flaunt it, right?
But listen to this...

When people see you in the tabloids and blogs, they tend to think—
Aubrey O’Day: —that I’m a ho, a dumb blonde girl.
I wouldn’t necessarily say that.
Aubrey O’Day: No, let’s address it, because that’s what everybody says.
Well, when you’re out at clubs, you must get approached in an aggressive way.
Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.” Like, I met a famous basketball player the other night.
Who? What team?
Aubrey O’Day: I can’t, he’s too big. And, like, married.
LeBron! Carmelo! Yao Ming?!?!
Aubrey O’Day: [Silence.]
Okay, I’ll stop.
Aubrey O’Day: So this nasty guy came up to me and says, “Come here. I’m the man, haven’t you heard?” And I said, “Well, I’m the woman, haven’t you heard?” And he was like—this is the third thing out of his mouth—“Well, I have a hotel here, so when are you going to come by to my room?”
Aubrey O’Day: It was so embarrassing and corny. I was disgusted. It’s funny that they think they can talk to me like that, like it’s so easy. “There’s that ho from Danity Kane, let me get her off tonight.”

I like how she says "Urban" and not black, babe we all know what you're talkin about, don't even try to be PC. And how grossed out is she? I can't even begin to wonder why guys would think she's a loose ol' slut, not when she goes on to say in the interview....

You seem to like to talk about sex.
Aubrey O’Day: I love porn.
You love watching it?
Aubrey O’Day: Totally. I watch YouPorn.
Do you have a favorite star?
Aubrey O’Day: Jenna Jameson, obviously.
Is it weird watching your BFF?
Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible. [Ed.—Jenna famously only lets men in the front door, so we’re guessing Aubrey’s a little confused about the title. Up and Cummers #11, maybe?]
Guys are always curious about girls and porn.
Aubrey O’Day: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
All this porn talk raises the question: Would you ever be in one?
Aubrey O’Day: I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

Okay sorry this post is so long but this bitch is so fuckin stupid. And kinda ugly. Look at that face. I will again state, I have nothing against hos. Sex is rad, no question, enjoy it, but this bitch is the ultimate prick tease. And i think everyone, male and female gets fucked off by that kinda person.

Pick a persona girlfriend and stick with it, coz this naughty but nice steez ain't fooling noone. Oh and by the way, you're tits look like an ass.,,,maybe some dudes dig that.
Really gotta learn not to drink and blog hhhahahah


I Miss Cigarettes... said...

lmao lol!!! you so funnyyyyyyyyy!!

man, she so fucked with her face!!! looks terrible!! i seen them pics too, i love that your paying her out cause she annoys the fuck outta me

lol@the "urban guys" haha.. and yesssssssssss these type of ho's piss me the hell off too!!! its funny how she thinks guys approachin her like that is something weird, i mean look at you girl, your not mother theresa bitch. you practically got your swollen bits out in your pics and its obvious she does watch a lot of porn cause that fucken o-face/cum bust a nut in my mouth type of posing def is working for her..

lol your awesome cc...hahaha thanks for making my morning ahhaha

Community College said...

yeah her face looks like a cats asshole. I actually don't know what their music sounds like at all, might youtube it and laugh coz no doubt it sucks balls as does Aubrey (literally no doubt). I'll have to ease up on the titty girl posts haha I think i've been listening to too much Kool Keith of that. Which reminds me I've made a rad mixtape for summer that everyone will prob hate bar me but will put it up soon...once i've designed a cover hahahah. Procrastinatioonnnn

Hayley said...

Ohhhhh, what a sorry human being.

Has she realised yet that she's confused the letter 'd' with 'b'? What the hell kinda name is Aubrey?

Mr Bananas said...

'urban guys' lol

Soph said...

The funniest thing about this is that she isn't even hot. Kim Kashardin at 14 looks better than her wearing bikini bottoms that go up to her neck.


Mr Bananas said...

i didnt know what who Danity Kane was so i had a look on wikipedia and it had this pearler of a quote from your girl Aubrey:

"I wish that the world would focus more on the presidential election, the debates, the issues our country is facing, and the fact that if we don't vote... our country will suffer beyond repair"

some proper miss world type of save the world quote!

I Miss Cigarettes... said...

HAHA cats asshole!! and sad orange bitch hahaha...

oh and mr bananas, i seen danity kane get interviewed on tyra banks show.. and she said she was supposed to study LAW at harvard or brown university before she joined the group...


p.s everyone else in danity kane is aiight.. just her, the lame.