What in the..

YO MELBOURNE! "The White Squall" called.....it wants it's weather back.
How the fuck does anyone live in this place. It's November for christ's sake! I'm not dealing, I know I talk about weather far more than the average person should but Melbourne is actually fucking ridiculous.

When googling images of the White Squall I found this image..

Damn, cut me off a piece of that mid-nineties sandwich action! I never remembered them getting all lord of the flies up in that movie. Never was much of a ryan philipeeee fan, girls he has gay-face so hard. He's just to girly man, but Bailey Salinger ahhhh, whats his real name Scott Wolf, yeah I loved his ass when I was ten. I loved Party of Five so hard when I was ten. I remember a scene where he was jumping on his bed and singing to that Live song "I alonnne lovvveee yooouuuu" haha and I thought he was really hot. Then he became a total man-whore in the show and it turned me off. Actually I grew tired of it when Charlie got cancer, everyone just cried ALL THE TIME! It was so boring. What ever happened to Neve Campbell, she was rad.
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