HELP A BITCH OUT....

This is me, but instead of an obscene ammounts of puppies sucking at my teets I have BILLS! Bills and no money for anything.
In an attempt to make ends meet, I now have some shit up there on ebay. Please peruse my wares here
Lots of things for the fellas, so buy it for yoselves or yo man (if your a girl). All goin cheap cheap, like a budgie. Lots of tees and some shoes, and some sabre sunnies and more shit will be uploaded once I go through my closet some more.
Only a fool would pay retail! buy now!
Note to hayles: I will not use mayoress to pimp my own shit ever again, desperate times ok!