Need not Want

Mayorette Lesson 103, Birthdays

When someone asks you what you want for your birthday they're not doing it to hear you say 'Nothing' and show how humble you are, they probably want to know what the fuck you want for your Birthday. Only the Dalai Lama would actually mean 'Nothing', chances are if you're saying it you are full of shit.

My birthday is coming up so I've been hearing a few 'What do you want for your birthday' lines of late. Call me a spoilt bitch but I pretty much have a running list.

A lot of this stuff is totally unreasonable and will be bought by me in lieu of food and essentials like socks and train tickets


CLAW MONEY PRINT & BOOK




CINEMA BY YSL



CHANEL SCARF



MARRIED TO THE MOB BEACH TOWEL



PRADA DEERSKIN HANDBAGS



LOUIS VUITTON DAMIER TREVI



NIKE AIR MAX 90 CURRENT



TOM FORD SUNGLASSES



NEW MUSIC



Ask (politely) and you shall receive.