Happy Birthday Favela Rock

Favela Rock has been my longest relationship. Seriously. Checking back through the thousands of photos taken between Loop, Laundry and Miss Libertines over the past three years,there have been some crazy nights, often ending in tears at Hungry Jacks, fighting about Chicken Nuggets, sometimes being carried around the City as I could no longer walk in my high heels. Pretty much always waking up the next morning going What the Fuck, checking the Camera, laughing my arse off and then going back to sleep, only to wake to a nasty nasty nasty hangover.

Some Highlights Include;

Mexi and Jmery getting banned from Jager Bombs after consistently turning evil and abusing their girlfriends.

Migglet inventing the Swerve.

I pulled out someones hair in the middle of the crowded dance floor, music stopped, lights on.

I vaguely remember being kicked out one time for throwing an entire drink, including glass, at someone, then basically blubbering to Mafia how much I wanted to get back in. Then No Name Nathan let off a Fire Extinguisher and I ran in whilst Security were distracted. I don't think I got to stay all that long but these things happen.

Jamie and AJ finding the grossest girls in the place and taking it upon themselves to make out with them, in the middle of the dancefloor and Hayley getting a lot of pictures.

Numerous photos of Boobs, mine and many others. Numerous emails to people asking them to remove boobs, mine and others, from their website.

Anyway Happy Birthday to the Opulent Crew! Three years in Clubland is a really long time and has given me many of the greatest nights of my life with some of the best friends I have ever had. Hopefully Saturday will be all that and then some.

Favela Rock 5 - Gold Coin Donation, Free Mixtapes,






Favela Rock 6 - Strorbz had just moved to Melbourne. He'd come out with us, get wasted and then disappear. He still does.





Favela Rock 8 - Laundry. One of the first times Jmery and I went home together. I wouldn't usually talk about stuff like that on the Internet but its funny because I passed out and started snoring the whole way home in a cab.







Favela Rock 9 - Tobey and I drank a bottle of Vodka before we left the house. Clarky got caught bombing the toilets, we met Jamie the amazing bartender. I remember little to nothing else.










Favela Rock 10, Strorbz had just met Lisa, Sanch had just met Jamie. It was love at first sight all around. Except for my fringe, that was rank.












Favela Rock 11 - Mexi and Hayley's first time! Best night ever.












Favela Rock 12












Favela 13!







14. Short Shorts and High Heels. Literally carried out of the Venue. Li Lo style. First time we met Andy! Not the first time Jamie made out with a Yak.












15. Barely any photos. Probably because I was too busy having my leg licked by Hayley.





Sweet 16 Onwards. I am out of Memories and Typing Abilities!