DAY-UM GIRL!

Further proof that ACCLAIM is turning me into a dude (I seriously spend hours on the Complex website looking at the cover girl spreads haha. That Danity Kane bitch, my god, what a ho! I'll get onto that another time but) I have been fascinated with this pic for like the past 3 days. I jacked it off the Missbehave blog but did infact go to Kim's "official" blog to see what this madness was all about. This is Kim Karadashian at FUCKING FOURTEEN! What in the shiz!

In an effort to stamp out rumours that she's had plastic surgery ol' Kim posted this vintage pic (90s bikini and all) of herself at 14 to basically say "I know it's crazy but this shit be fo realz!!" Dirty old men must be having a field day over this shit. The lord clearly works in cruel and mysterious ways given a fourteen year old can have a rack like this an I, 10 YEARS LATER, am rocking a 10A (12A in Kayser, send gifts, just don't jizz in them beforehand or they shall be returned at your own expense). So yeah, I forgot what the point of this post was...um yeah, like what the fuck, basically. Apparently Kim's had a c cup since she was eleven. That's gotta suck, no wonder she's all crazy in the head and allows herself to get pissed on by Ray Jay in that vid if she was sexualised that young. Makes my skin crawl hey.

Anyway on that note, back to work. haha.
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