Fuck YOU Sydney!!!

I've said it once, I'll say it again, FUCK YOU SYDNEY!!! Just got sent an email bout this festival in January called "Days Like This" and coz I know dick all bout Melbourne I assumed it was here, but alas, no it's in Sydney and I'm pretty gutted coz the line up looks dope! :(

Days Like This! Festival
Sunday 4 January 2009, 12-10pm
Entertainment Quarter, Moore Park, Sydney
Fat Freddys Drop
Public Enemy
Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
Morcheeba
Atmosphere feat. Brother Ali
The Dodos
Gilles Peterson feat. MC Earl Zinger
Carl Craig
Platinum Pied Pipers
Eli “Paperboy” Reed & The True Loves
Yo Majesty
South Rakkas Crew
Katalyst
Flying Lotus
Recloose
Ladi 6
Waajeed
Mark Pritchard & Steve Spacek
DJ Vadim feat. Yarah Bravo
Watussi
Spikey Tee & Ritual Budspells
& more to come

GUTTED! Why can't they be in Melbourne. Sydney ppl don't even like hiphop do they? Don't they only like house and "mash-up" haha. Oh well, they got the last laugh on me. Must have an equivalent festival here right??? And don't tell me Falls coz that sucks indie white dick. And camping? FUCKKKK that!
Maybe I could swing by ol' Sydney town for it. Except all my friends there don't like hip-hop. Plus I'd have to die my hair blond, wear fake tan, get anorexic, only wear Sass and Bide and read Monster Children. Meh, it ain't worth it. I love Melbourne man.
xoxoxoox