little bitches

Is it just me getting old and *gasp* a grown up *shudder* or are teenage girls little cunts these days. Not all of them of course but there is an air of cuntiness about teenage girls now that just wasn't there when I was 14. It's kinda cool in a way coz everyone was so fucking boring when I was a teenager, who were our style icons? Um Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Geller (go the hyphenated names). Like boob tubes were actually cool. Gross. Teenage girls get nice fashion now, I never had that, you should of seen Supre back in the day, worst than it is currently. I used to wear a belt that was a gold chain. and snake print everything haha. Rank. But that's what like everyone wore man!

Plus another reason why girls are all over sophisticated and shit when we were dags was that they’re all sucking dicks and shit at like 10. Yes ten. Pussycat dolls and shit are gradually changing this shit. Do you know how many teenage girls are bicurious? All of them, coz they’ve all been doing dicks for the last five years and are over it and want to switch it up. Why? Coz of the veronicas. And that "I kissed a girl song". Do you know how many teenage girls around the world are making out to that song right now? Like a million/trillion.

Another reason why teenage girls are all cunty...teen shows. We had Dawsons Creek, SO FUCKIN BAD and conservative, it was only outrated by Seventh Heaven, yep SEVENTH FUCKIN HEAVEN. All those shows were bout being virgins and gaylords and Dawson was fug and into movies, and no one ever really had dirty sex (cept Pacey and that teacher, anyone that had sex before marriage on seventh heaven like died or went to live in California) now let's compare it with what little bitches are watching now....



Gossip Girl. I actually kind of love this ad coz it fuckin captures its demographic soooo well, and I'm a pop culture nerd. But the show, mehhh. anyone seen it? Clothes are awesome (once again Dawson’s creek cast all wore j-crew, wow couture) but seriously everyone in this show are total cunts, there's no one to hold onto that is decent. And there are no lessons and shit, they all root each other, get in fights with each other and then kinda just keep on going. It's like Melrose place but for like tweens. It's crazy. Now OC was great, there were rules there, but it was fun, Marissa had a lesbo phase and was an alcoholic and then fucked hottie Vulcheck and then Marissa also died, so it kinda equals out.

Gossip Girl, there..there, why there just aren't any RULESSS! What is going to become of this generation. Or will they all get STD's and die? And why do 14 years get to have more sex than me? I think that's really what this all comes down to I guess. Maybe I'm just a hella late bloomer and I resent everyone else getting their party on. I didn't even own a G-string til I was like 17, no doubt 12 year old are wearing crotchless number with clit ticklers as I speak.
Let me leave you with that...if the blog isn't shut down after that last column, ewwwww.