Mark Ronson's Highs and Lowes

So I was recently devastated to hear that Mark Ronson was not only dating someone but dating a model, Daisy Lowe. Jessie had me thinking he was gay for ages, which despite also being devastating was like Quitting whilst I was ahead as it meant I had absolutely no chance of successfully stalking him for reasons beyond my control. As opposed to not getting a look in because I was not a) famous b) retardedly hot c) good at music stuff d) all of the above.

But according to everyone and their (MTV) dog it is over between the 19 Year Old daughter of Gavin Rossdale and the Creative Genius brother of Sam and Charlotte Ronson. Breaking up is the absolute definition of Shit so I am in no way celebrating their love lost, my heart goes out to anyone in that situation.



I am just hoping one Summer in New York I happen to be immaculately dressed, groomed and made up and by chance run into him in the East Village, where he proceeds to take me somewhere amazing for lunch, we go record shopping and I pretend to know what he's talking about, then we get drunk somewhere cool and head to the McCaren Park Pool party that he is headlining.

Yes I am a simple girl.