Bikes....thoughts?

Hey yo, procrastinating but I'll get back to work soon, don't you worry. I kinda want a bike. Does anyone else want one? I just figure that I'm such a fat lazy turd maybe I could use some exercise and it's way harder to rape someone on a bike than walking (i live in Footscray). But I don't know there's so much shit surrounding bikes these days and last time I tried to ride one at the beach a couple weeks back I fucked out and kinda fell off it coz I haven't touched one since grade eight. I never remember it being so fucking uncomfortable man, your shoulders and your vag. haha. Ow. Speaking on ow, I got a tat on Saturday! yay and fuck man, that shit hurt! I got one when I was like 18 but I don't remember it caning so hard, I'm happy with it but, I now I kinda want more and more! I want a cute girly one next time. I'll take a pic when I get my shit together and post it up and you can all say it looks like shit and I can cry.
Anyway I'm gonna leave you with this comic I saw on Rebel 8 ages ago. So funny! so true! I don't know about this Fixie shit hey. Seems like something moby would be into haha. I dunno, or liberal canadians or vegans...or people that watch Arrested Development. Not feeling it, bmx all day. But i guess they ain't polluting the world so go hard fellas.