Bobby Biatch

A new year is coming so what better time than now to reinvent myself, if only a little and drastically change my do.

My hair has been long blonde with bangs for coming up 5 years now... Before that I used to have short hair, boy short hair like Posh's famous pixie crop but with shit loads more peroxide. I kept trying to grow it but I just couldn't get past that dreaded mid length stage that makes you look like a total dag. So Noodle came up with an ingenious plan, he made me promise that if I had my hair cut within the year that I would be contracted (we wrote it up) to a years worth of blowjobs on demand...what a genius, he knew that there was no way in hell I would let him have that kind of control and so my lusterous locks grew... 5 years on and all of the bleach and constant GHD torture is starting to take its toll so its time to chop it off and start again.

Im going to get a bob.

Im hoping that Im going to end up looking exactly like this...





But knowing my luck I'll end up looking like the very likeable but very fugly woman with the bob in two fat ladies...



Or worse... Herps Hilton (as CC calls her)...



As you can see its a delicate procedure but at 11 O'clock on Wednesday (the last day of the year no less!) I will be getting the snip!!

Eek.. wish me luck.