
So yeah I totally want this bike. It's about as un-fixie as you can get. And yeah I know it's gross but I would totally love it.
Plus the wheels have Hello Kitty indented into them so it's prints it into the sand and shiz in a little trail behind you, all the easier for pedophiles to track down little girls I'm guessing.
But yeah I reckon we get a girl gang going and fuck off boys and ride around and channel our inner 12 year olds like in Now and Then. Remember that movie. I love their clothes. I wanna be Christina Ricci!

I think they also rodes bikes in Virgin Suicides. They had cute clothes in that too.

Virgin Suicides was like the only movie that made me ever wanna be blond. I was like awwww they're like so pure and delicate looking, I am so inpure and dirty gypsy, you know since we've been brought up our whole lives to think only blond girls can be princesses and angels and fairies and shit. I remember in pre-school this stupid bitch mum of one of the kids said I couldn't be goldie locks when we were playing around because I wasn't blond, I was pretty fuckin pissed. When I was little I so wanted to be blond, now I'm like whatevs! When blonds get it right they look amazing and angelic, (scarlet, cate, kirsten) but when they get it wrong and 97% of blonds do, well like look like they should be on Big Brother. So yeah guess I need to get over the anti-blond thing (the whole holocost thing really doesn't help ) and my boyfriends blond, so you know, baby steps.
So yeah....bikes. Let's get them and create a blond hate crime gang. Haha just kidding. "Blonds are alright with meee" *sung in the tune of the Jesus is alright by me song that used to be on late nite tv*
Hell yeah, we can ride around the hood at night keeping bad blondes off the streets. I know how to run people over, I ran my neighbour over with my bike when I was 6. It was accidental, but I still know how to do it. Look out!
ReplyDeletei was so jealous of christina riccis tits back then...
ReplyDeletei thought bout fillin up some balloons wit custard yep yep lolol
xox
p.s i havent riden a bike for howwwww long.. well u know one that actually moved lolol i think id die **die**