Rules We Live By

If we were talking about the Lord Finesse track of the same name I think I'd be touting 'I don't player-hate, I simply make others just quit playin'

But I am actually refering to those cheesy little sayings that we pull into drunken conversations where we pretend to be philosophical about the world and how we live in it.

My Favourites;

Accept that Somedays you are the Statue, Somedays the Pigeon

Never Attribute to Conspiracy that which is Adequately explained by Stupidity

Never Argue with Idiots, they just bring you down to their level and then Beat you with Experience

If I could do all those things on a daily basis I would live an exceptionally happy existence.