When someone asks you what you want for your birthday they're not doing it to hear you say 'Nothing' and show how humble you are, they probably want to know what the fuck you want for your Birthday. Only the Dalai Lama would actually mean 'Nothing', chances are if you're saying it you are full of shit.
My birthday is coming up so I've been hearing a few 'What do you want for your birthday' lines of late. Call me a spoilt bitch but I pretty much have a running list.
A lot of this stuff is totally unreasonable and will be bought by me in lieu of food and essentials like socks and train tickets
CLAW MONEY PRINT & BOOK
CINEMA BY YSL
CHANEL SCARF
MARRIED TO THE MOB BEACH TOWEL
PRADA DEERSKIN HANDBAGS
LOUIS VUITTON DAMIER TREVI
NIKE AIR MAX 90 CURRENT
TOM FORD SUNGLASSES
NEW MUSIC
Ask (politely) and you shall receive.
ooh! when's your bday! I'll totes bake cakes and make jelly shots! I heart bdays hard! Ps...hope my first post doesn't suck dick, i tend to babble...lots! Hey my emails (and this comment no less) are testament to that! xox
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